Poor Mike. I’ve ogled over everything I’ve seen in the stores from Williams Sonoma items to X Box 360… And the stuff I hunger for is always super expensive. But he knows that, in my heart, all I really want for Christmas is a milkshake. Okay, maybe a couple of milkshakes. [...]

Since my parents have some kind of empty nest syndrome going on, along with bickering, going home is sometimes odd. I just try to keep my head down when stuff like this happens - no use starting an Italian dressing vs Sesame Ginger war in the kitchen. On a side, I’m trying to go for [...]

Inspired by my cousin’s magical wizarding story, I drew this pic of great grandpa monk tank-killer. Watch as he uses his powers-of-a-monk to defeat the communist Russian regime who sought to destroy and exile Kalmyks from their own home on the Volga! For more on Kalmyks, see the wiki article here. I’m [...]

And that’s literally what she said to me. With conviction. Hopefully none of your relatives are forcibly convincing you that you’re of wizard blood this Thanksgiving. By the way, it should be noted that she’s an older cousin, not a younger more naive cousin… Oh, and I’ll probably do more on [...]

You probably saw this on CNN, but it’s a TV spot by a crazy conservative group, thanking Sarah Palin. They missed the obvious ridicule that would ensue…

Okay, so I was a little distracted when trying to think up a new comic for today. Don’t you ever look at a blank piece of paper and see sweet voluptuous opportunity? On a side note, while I was looking up pics of Emma Frost (bewbs!), I came upon this article about Emma [...]

Hi all, sorry I’ve been less-than-diligent on my blog updates below.  I’ve had such scant few hours of personal time a week, that I figured I would dedicate them to updating the comic, rather than my blog.  You can follow my updates on life in my Twitter and talk more on the Nerdcomics Forums, but it’s [...]

Along with Odd Pickup Lines, Mike encounters people who flirt with him using decidedly odd moves.  Did this lady think that anyone on the receiving end of a goodnight lick would be enamored with her?  Maybe. Sadly (or not, they make good comic material…), this one was one of the less strange moves used [...]

What?  He was saying we should split the two (unmarked) bathrooms into one line for boys and one for girls to make it fair to the boys.  Girls can pee just as fast as lazy boys can!  Some of them unprepared gals just need extra time to powder their noses or something lame like that. [...]

Yup, Shivi informed me of the vast wealth of knowledge and obvious understanding of the Star Wars plots through what I can only assume was a NES or SNES platformer.  Watch Star Wars Shivi!  The new ones don’t count!