And EJ's not even a little bit interested in closing the door after it. What a consummate gentleman.

If you guys want more regular updates on when a new page is up, by the way, you might wanna hop on my Twitter feed. That's a lot easier to update than my blog, so the followers I've got there are always the first to know about stuff.

EJ prepares to make a mistake. Pop that corn and get those law chairs ready.

It's been a while since my last blog update, but I've been pretty busy. I also have a bunch of news for you guys.

Incoming junkie junk!

I'm really pleased with how this page turned out. All those hours spent watching lurid documentaries about skid row have finally paid off! Now, I can finally enjoy my birthday.

Yup. My birthday. I'm 30, today. Horrible.

Two pages of 'em since I last posted, too.

Remember these guys? Hope so.

Also, the cartoonist cameos continue! Kris Straub, who in real life is as sweet as pie and a stand-up kinda dude and is never ever ever seen carrying half-conscious gals around, volunteered for this unflattering depiction. Good for him.

Toot toot!

And the nice part is, whatever he's telling them, they know he isn't lying!

It's almost like a VH1 special, except it didn't take you a decade to forget about 'em!

...

Jackie sort of creeps me out.

So does that storefront. I dunno, maybe it's just me.

But probably not.