Submit your funniest real-life story to one-liners_contest@hotmail.com by Saturday, October 14th.

The winner gets a gift from me up to a value of twenty-five Canadian dollars. (Barring anything extreme, or that would cost a fortune to ship, etcetera.)

I will pay for shipping, but not any duty taxes that may apply.

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